It's time to raise a glass to your lips - or to the nearest pair of lips you can find lying around - and drink a toast to the social glue that binds together the weak of body and weary of spirit. Yes, we're at the pub.

In this episode, condoms, cocktails, haikus, and a game of Bar Buckaroo which you can witness with your eyes on our video page. Also remember, it is your duty and responsibility as a citizen to place your vote in the only election that matters. Who will form the post-apocalyptic government? Lyndsey or Phil? You decide.