Drink to the undead

It's time to raise a glass to your lips - or to the nearest pair of lips you can find lying around - and drink a toast to the social glue that binds together the weak of body and weary of spirit. Yes, we're at the pub.

In this episode, condoms, cocktails, haikus, and a game of Bar Buckaroo which you can witness with your eyes on our video page. Also remember, it is your duty and responsibility as a citizen to place your vote in the only election that matters. Who will form the post-apocalyptic government? Lyndsey or Phil? You decide.

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This week Moxy, Phil and Lyndsey find themselves in an amusement arcade, and once again they're joined by the extremely reverend Mark "Parfo" Parfitt.

In this episode hear our teams do battle over PacMan with a twist, invent some new post-apocalyptic games and confess their sins in the witness of our Lord and for the sake of their political careers.

Enjoy the show, but don't come crying to me if you spend all your money playing silly games. Why not play something productive, like Bridge?

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Lights, cadaver, action!

No smoking, no talking. Please keep sweet-rattling to a minimum, and drain the remains of your fizzy pop before the main feature begins. Which is now.

In case you haven't guessed, this week Moxy, Phil and Lyndsey find themselves at the flicks. But what movie-based paraphernalia can they rescue?

With help from special guest, the Reverend Mark Parfitt, we also discuss the best people to use as a human shield in a zombie crisis, and begin the march to Number 10.

Shhh, it's starting!

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Food for the soul

Feeling peckish? Let's go down the caff then, and while we're there find something worthy to save and repurpose as a weapon or a keepsake. As we broadcast from a dingy little cafe somewhere near Twycross Zoo, this week the safe word is "sandwich".

With more Headlines from the Z Line, a peek inside Schrodinger's fridge and the continuing march to Number 10, you won't be left hungry. Except for braaaaiiiins. And possibly humous.

By the way, if you like the show, why not tell a friend? Just send them to deadlinkpodcast.com or guide them gently to our Facebook page. And if you have any questions for Lyndsey or Phil your future political leaders, email deadlinkpodcast@googlemail.com.

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You are in a queue

This week we find our team on the farm, amongst the undead cattle, undead sheep, undead chickens and undead other animals that are undead.

We also discuss the ideal job for a zombie and introduce the concept of the Human Bookmark. It's a packed show, with a special treat for your ears too, in the form of a song which is available as a single MP3.

And don't forget to keep your votes gushing in as they have been, for Lyndsey or Phil. In less than 10 weeks we will appoint one of these two to run our beloved nation until such time as the lurching masses bring his or her inevitable downfall.

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Hello, I'm a pink mister

The good news is, we've survived another week in Hell 2.0. The bad news is we've picked up a stray, who we've plonked in our high chair and given the task of guard. It's writer of Internets, Danny Smith.

This week our posse moseyed to the gym, where we found a whole raft of exercise equipment suitable for rebuilding or defending our beleaguered civilisation. But as we can only take one item back, which one will it be?

Also the leadership contest hots up, which candidates Lyndsey and Phil making stern promises to you the people in control. Vote via the form on the right and choose your post-apocalyptic Prime Minister.

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You are not alone

In this, the inaugural outing of this intrepid band of friends, the group happen upon an abandoned school, and forage for items to save, either as a weapon or a memento of times long past.

Phil finds stationary, Lyndsey some exercise equipment and Moxy an ancient IT teaching aid. But as they can only take one item back with them, which will it be?

Also, witness the birth of two new post-apocalyptic political movements, as Lyndsey and Phil present their manifestos and invite you, the Army of Listener(s) to cast your vote.

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Emergency broadcast test

This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. Do not be disturbed by the voices and sounds you hear. You are perfectly safe.

Probably.

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